Once there was a fish called Albert
And he was insane
He'd kidnap small children
And then he'd eat their brains
He'd lure the kids inside
With treats and sweets
Once they were inside
The kids he would kill and eat
They'd be gone for years
No one knew where they'd be
'Till Albert wrote some letters
To tell them what they'd see
Some parts Albert ate
Of the children that he killed
He killed them all
And Albert stayed thrilled
When they examined old Albert
They found needles in his pelvis
Fuck you Albert Fish!
You were so selfish
Once there was a fish called Albert
Not a bit of sense was there
He got a death sentence
And fried in the chair
Lyrics © Amanda Odenlid alias. AmandaBellman
Very well written.
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