DM: 'I ship it...'

This is a late birthday present for: !!!!!!!

Do you want me to explain this? 'Cause if you haven't seen the movie "Death Machine" [link] , this won't seem like anything out of the ordinary to you.
Thing is, those two blokes (Scott and John) are both in that movie. They don't like each other. Like, at all. Yet, as the crazy shipper of everything that I am, I'm one (of few) shippers of this little crack-pairing. I don't even surprise myself anymore. But hey, who said pairings have to make sense?! *SHOT*